BARGE TO
HELL:
My name is Remi and I am a 43 years old metal
fan from QC, Canada. I have been involved in the scene for close to 30 years, I
did various labels, I still run PRC MUSIC (www.prcmusic.com – Negativa, Beyond Creation,
Stalwart, Gorelust amongst a few others) and I started a record store called
PROFUSION in 2003 which I sold in late 2011... I live for this music. It is in
my veins. I will try to give you an idea of the day to day life on the first
BARGE TO HELL as a metal fan, not a journalist, which I am not and have no
pretention to be. I actually have no idea how to really do this… I sell music
and distribute music, that is what I do best, so please bear with me if my
article is not up to par with anything you will read in TERRORIZER or DECIBEL!
Can’t actually say how and why but we finally
managed to survive this trip and made it back home safe… Why “Survive” you may ask? There were no
tsunamis or plane crashes or titanic-like catastrophes… But how can you think
going to such an event with some of the best bands on earth, surrounded by
friends, bars and drunken metal heads, and not
get into the mood and shit faced? This is actually the best fucking
festival I had the chance to experience, and for numerous reasons, and I am
already getting anxious for BARGE TO HELL 2… I will be there, and you should
too. Hell, we should go together.
We flew (me and 6 my buddies) from Montreal and
we could tell it was going to be a fun week because we were already (quietly)
causing mayhem and laughing our butts off at the airport while checking in… the
party was on, at 4:30 AM. After various body searches on myself and metal bro
Eric by the very cool and chatty guy at the boarders (let’s call him Dick), we
finally all boarded the plane… direction NY and then Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
We flew out on December 1st in order to enjoy the sun, beaches and
buckets of beers before the cruise… mission accomplished. We all had our proud
moments.
We were all pretty anxious on D-DAY, December 3rd,
and woke up early for a quick continental breakfast (meaning muffins and
cereals) and shower to finally leave for the port of Miami…
We arrived there with a private shuttle. We saw
black shirt and tattoos all over the place, Shane from NAPALM DEATH with his
bass and luggage, the dudes from KRISIUN getting in line, the guys from
ENSLAVED taking pictures with fans… we knew we were finally home… Home sweet
home.
After checking in and finding our rooms, it was
time to run around the boat and meet some cool people… EXODUS was scheduled to
start the hostilities at the Chorus Line Theater. This is a cool club, actually
my favourite place on the boat to watch a show, very comfy seats, the sound was
always great and you have a perfect view of the stage where ever you may want
to sit.
ENSLAVED |
It was unfortunately impossible to see every
show, as some bands were playing while others were already on stage but on the
first day I saw EXODUS (solid as usual),
SOILWORK (Dirk is god and yeah, Speed was impressive), a bit of HOLY
MOSES, I literally was blown away into very small pieces by ENSLAVED
(incredible show!), SODOM killed
everything on the pool deck… but nothing could actually prepare us for the
unreal, incredible awesome first concert of the festival from my favourite band
from Poland BEHEMOTH! I saw them numerous time and I swear on my wife’s head that I never saw them like
that… evil was fucking dripping from the walls around us… it was incredible, magical.
BEHEMOTH is way above everybody else as far as stage presence and precision…
this show actually killed me several times in the process and since I slept a
mere 5 hours in the 48 hours before, I decided it was time to hit the bunk bed
for the night. I went in the room with a smile on my face.
Day 2 (December 4th) started at 10
with ARTILLERY… which I missed as we were already in line waiting for the merch
store to open… yeah, I’m a 43 years old kid and I need my goodies. Unfortunately
for me, it was a hard fucking task to find XXL size shirts… No BEHEMOTH dammit.
No GRAVE. No ENSLAVED… Still got a kick ass POSSESSED shirt, a cool MONSTROSITY
shirt, the barge to hell shirt and baseball cap… life goes on. Went back to the
pool stage in time to catch MORGOTH and they were fucking amazing… loved their
set. Afterwards I got my ass kicked by
LOUDBLAST, a pleasant surprise as far as I’m concerned as I didn’t hear
anything new from the band since forever. Then SACRED REICH killed everything.
It was fun to actually enjoy the band in the pool with the guys from MUNICIPAL
WASTE… They had as much fun as we did for sure, SACRED REICH killed it, it was
great seeing them live again after almost 20 years in my case! I went to the
Spectrum Lounge to see NECRONOMICON (the Canadian one!) which I usually enjoy,
I saw them live a lot and they deserve their new success in my opinion… but
playing on this stage didn’t give them much of a chance. The sound was bad and
we couldn’t see much of them on stage because first, they had quite a lot of
people showing up which is cool, but there was also a barrier in front of the
stage, which made things a bit weird and difficult to fully enjoy the band’s
presence… please take that fence off next year, it’s annoying and absolutely
not necessary. Next we had the chance to see BRUJERIA in action, which didn’t
do much for me I’m afraid. The next gig was some sort of trip back to school
for me, seeing CORROSION OF CONFORMITY in full force with their original line-up,
like I did in the mid 80’s in a crappy bar in Montreal, was pure bliss… they
were amazing. Pure gold for an old creep like me. Still on the COC buzz, we ran
to the Chorus Line to see NAPALM DEATH… I saw them numerous times, again and
again, I love them to death but this concert was beyond fucking sick… I never
saw Barny so fucking intense before. The set list was amazing; they played
material from all their classics. Incredible gig! We skipped MAYHEM and went to
grab a bite, we came back just in time for SANCTUARY. They were great, as if
the band actually never stopped for 2 decades or so… can’t wait for the new
album. Next, AT THE GATES were playing the pool deck. The set list was cool.
MOONSPELL went on stage next at the chorus line and did a killer set too… from
what I heard, the singer as a weird effect on the ladies… I took a peek at the
MUNICIPAL WASTE show at the Lounge; we could barely see the singer on stage as
they were too many people enjoying a solid fucking gig in front of him. I can’t
understand why this band was not playing the bigger room… SEPULTURA was next on the pool deck. They
played some amazing songs but I don’t know… I am not a fan anymore. It was like
seeing a good cover band. Those who had the chance to see SEPULTURA with the
(almost) original line-up will understand what I mean. POSSESSED were scheduled to destroy the chorus
line and they did… I saw them in the mid 80’s and they were good. Fast forward
20 something years later, they were amazing… Everything they played on stage was
obviously a classic. It is cool to see Jeff Bercera on stage again. This was my
last concert for day 2. I was barely standing on my feet.
BEHEMOTH |
Day 3 (December 5) was our day off within our
vacation… we left the boat for Nassau. Went to the closest Starbuck for Wi-Fi
and a well-deserved coffee. We took a
cab, died about 25 times on our way to the beach… barely alive; we went and
find ourselves a nice spot to hang out. The weather was amazing, we had a
blast. I am used to travelling in the south, I go at least once or twice a
year, and I can’t say I would recommend Nassau… it is ridiculously expensive
and you get the same treatment as if you were to go to a Mexican resort,
weather and beach-like. And Mexico is much cheaper. Our taxi driver told us
Michael Jackson stayed on Paradise island and paid 25.000$ a night to stay
there… I told him Uncle Tom was staying on our boat for free.
Back on the boat, with most of my orifices
filled with white sand, I ran to catch my new buddy Andrew’s band on the pool
deck: MONSTROSITY! I am ashamed to say I never had the chance to see them live
and it was one of my priority on da boat to hell… disappointed I was not! Solid
from start to finish, crushing in every possible ways. They are amazing
musicians (you too Andrew! There you go, I said it!) and they should be a much
bigger band in my opinion. If you have the chance to see them live, just go! I
managed to catch a few songs from MORGOTH on the small stage at the Spectrum
Lounge and they were killing it again… went for a quick shower and came back to
see GRAVE, again, at the spectrum. Killer set and it was sounding great this
time… this band is just fucking awesome, the new album is great and I needed to
see them on the boat. GRAVE is god… they made me a happy sailor that night for
sure. I also caught PARADISE LOST at the Chorus Line… I have been a fan of this
band for ever, saw them live a few times and I was not going to miss the
opportunity to see them live again… I also got myself a nice shirt the day
before, so I am thrilled and anxious to see them. I am sorry to say that this
is my disappointment of the cruise… I will not go into details as I am not into
slagging bands off… but this was not up to par if you catch my drift. Totally
disappointed. I will keep the shirt and keep listening to the albums. I felt fortunate to see SANCTUARY again, they
played another new song and again, I just can’t wait to get that new album, it
is going to be great for sure. I went on to catch a few songs from BOUNDED BY
BLOOD and they were great. I couple of drinks later I went to my bunk, once
again very happy to be there.
Day 4 (December 6) was going to be brutal… and
it started with a bang with SOLSTAFIR. They were the right band to start this
great day. You do not want to see KRISIUN at 10 in the morning (Well, I do, but
not everybody!) and did they woke us up in a great way! I love the new album
and they are very cool to see live… The stage look like a natural thing for
them (looks easier for them than riding a Jet Ski! LOL! Sorry I will not go
into details on this!) and they were the perfect band to enjoy with a glass of
milk and a glazed donut beside the pool on a beach chair. I am a SOLSTAFIR fan more than ever. Went on
to see DARK SERMON at the spectrum and I must say they were great! Not really
my style (modern Death Metal mixed with Deathcore) but they have a killer stage
presence, very intense. Pretty cool, I suggest you guys to investigate them a
bit further. I ran to the pool deck to make sure not to miss a second of one of
my favourite bands… the godly NOVEMBER’S DOOM! Paul is god… the guy sings like
a fucking master! Solid is not even getting close to describe this band’s
amazing live performance. I have all their albums, and I know their songs by
heart, this band was one of the highlights on my trip to the Barge to hell… so
heavy, so dark! They also played a great cover of WOODS OF YPRES… fucking
magical moments. I wish they could play another 2 hours. AMAZING! I will do
everything I can to see them live again. After this show, I managed to catch
HACKNEYED which I thought were pretty cool if not necessarily my thing. I caught a few songs from HOLY MOSES, they
had a lot of fans on that cruise but I am not really into their music. Still,
they are good musicians and we could see and feel they were enjoying the whole
thing as much as their fans in front of them. Kudos for this alone! We went to
JOHNNY ROCKET for a quick burger (man, this burger joint is just great!) and
came back to see HEADCRUSHER at the Spectrum. This band did kick my ass fair
and square… Great band, great presence, musically similar to AT THE GATES mixed
with some good old SEPULTURA… very intense. Check them out! At 2H30 I went back
to the pool side to catch ROTTING CHRIST. They did well and they were well received
by the crowd. The Greek’s discography is a hit and missed as far as I’m
concerned but I must admit they really put on a great show, I am happy they
were there and they deserved their spot on the cruise. I was curious to see VITAL
REMAINS live, and since I never really was a big fan of their music, I will
admit I was not expecting much and I was surprised they were actually playing
the chorus line. Well, I never felt so dumb in my life… how the hell did I miss
this freaking tornado for so many years? Shame on me! This was an unbelievable
concert from A to freaking Z… The singer is redefining the term frontman in my
humble opinion… fucking intense dude, he is a show on his own. It was a great
(dark and evil!) moment of the cruise for me… I just ordered the last 2 albums
a few minutes ago to make amends. AWSOME fucking band!!! I couldn’t live with
the idea of not seeing POSSESSED live again and so I went to the pool deck to
see if they could top their first show… They did more than that, it was even
better! Fucking impressive… Please tell me the fuck why they are not signed on
a label and kicking ass around the world right now? Holy fuck, for the sake of
the metal scene, we need another POSSESSED album pronto! Totally exhausted (in
a good way) by what I just saw, I decided to go back and check on KRISIUN… I
knew what to expect and I was not surprised to see them slaying on stage… super
tight, great sound, great songs by great people. For some reasons they always
come out better live than on disc for me... it was a great show. I went to see ENSLAVED, and they did great,
again... fucking impressive band. Went
to the spectrum to see LOCK UP, too many people, couldn’t see anything and the
sound was horrible... that bar sucks. I hate myself for not being able to see
them at the Chorus Line, but hey, it’s impossible to be everywhere at the same
time. I managed to catch HAVOK for a few songs after a nice supper and a couple
of beers. At this time, I was exhausted, spent the entire day watching bands
and I needed a break. So I went to my room for a quick shower and came back for
what was going to be my last show of the festival... the second concert from
BEHEMOTH at the pool deck. They were nothing less than fantastic once again.
What a cool way to finish an amazing week of extreme metal. More bands were playing later on but we saw
them all or were just too tired to see more. Plus, we had to leave early the
day after... We all pretty much went to bed with the conviction that we
accomplished our mission.
MOONSPELL |
To sums up such an event in a few lines is
pretty much impossible. I am happy with what I got for the money I have paid
for. Few things are not working as far
as I am concerned... First, to give the chance to unknown bands to be part of
such a festival is a great idea... but to have them play at 4H30 in the morning
is nonsense... It is ridiculous. I
wanted to see KAMPFAR at the pool deck but at quarter to 4 in the morning? Who
wanted to see ABIOTIC at 4:30? The spectrum Lounge is not the best option but
since you have to work with it, I suggest you take off the damned fence in
front of the stage... and maybe the bands should play on the floor in front of
the stage, they would have more room and we could see them seated without any
problems... I know the logistic for such a festival must be a pain in the ass to
deal with and overall it went well, delays are inevitable in such an event but
I know a few guys that were royally pissed off waiting for an extra 2-3 hours
for the merch store to open... I mean, we were all on board when the ship
departed, so why not putting the merch store together the day before opening
the store? Just a thought... The restaurants and buffet are just great. You are
tired and want to fuck off into your room? You will sleep well, no worries! The
staff is great, polite, and helpful in any possible ways. Checking in was bliss
and checking out was even easier... I just loved the experience and I already
decided to go next year. So if you wish to get in touch with me for next year
or if you were there this year and want to chat, please feel free to e-mail me
at prc_music@yahoo.ca Let’s talk metal... and see you all
next year! - REMI
Hey Remi!
ReplyDeleteNice personal review!
Unfortunately we (SEITA) played at the same time as Vital Remains (@ Spectrum Lounge) on Thursday, but if you like our music we send you a XXL t-shirt (we even have XXXL ;-)
Cheers!
Actually I do like what I have heard... that is the problem, we needed to split ourselves in 2 all the time... e-mail me at prc_music@yahoo.ca
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